near ideal walk in the woods weather, but the trouble with that is I get very bored, and really don't want to sit there thinking about things any more than I already do because it's depressing as hell
commit crime so that flight into woods has renewed purpose
Wave your arms at them like you're in distress, then when they get close chuck rocks at them. This is the first plan that came to mind and it was so good I decided not to think of any others.