@gsuberland DPD: Gianni will deliver your package between 10:06 and 11:06.
He's a minute early, and waits long enough for you to get to the door.
If retailers let me choose which provider I'd only ever choose DPD.
@dee DPD has the best and worst drivers, but nothing in between. We've mostly had good ones, luckily, but a couple who were clearly trying out for various sports where the goal is to launch an object with as much force as humanly possible.
Moose notices a DPD van (on the back of a recovery vehicle) that has been rolled so comprehensively that every single body panel (including the roof) is now concave.
Thinks: "I don't think I'll use that company".