My 9 year old son, has taken to pissing in bottles, and hiding them in his wardrobe. Apparently it's because his a gamer and that's what gamers do. I've taken his PC off him and I'm speaking to a counsellor as this is weird behaviour. I'll have no neckbeards in my home.
@fesshole Stop it. There's enough fessers obsessed with peeing onto anything provided it's not a toilet as it is.