After half an hour cleaning fetid fox turd from my shoe, our garden is officially a battleground.
The solution is either a moat or an automated turret. I can't decide which is more likely to get me in trouble.
@jonty I had a load of animal shit when I moved in. I built the largest gay shed that you can without planning permission. Within permitted development rules. 15sqm of Internal space.
The animal shit stopped.
So I can confirm that doing that works.
@jonty working price of this project including tools. Is 20ishK which frankly might be cheaper than the most or laser weapon systems that others are mentioning
@jonty you will simply not regret building the largest gay shed that you legally can without planning. 😌