Indiana Jones and the Foreskin of the Christ Child
Our titular hero must defeat the fanatical followers of the cult of Elon Musk in a race against time to rescue Jesus' wang-tip from falling into the wrong hands and unleashing the lords holy penis power.
Snakes?! Why did it have to be snakes?! That's not a snake Indy......
*Indy confidently lifting aloft the most shriveled foreskin of the selection of foreskins on the table*
"That's the prepuce of a carpenter".
Gently biting between his teeth like testing gold
@TheBreadmonkey @Shivviness He has to replace it on the table with his own foreskin, because to access the power requires a sacrifice
@pikesley @TheBreadmonkey @Shivviness Nobody wants it filled with sand!!! 😉
