Heading to Sheffield. First train cancelled, should still just about make my connection. Opened ear buds case to... no ear buds!!!! Wahhhh they're in my other coat pocket from a walk last night. Send thoughts and prayers. 4hrs of PEOPLE ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT.

@Thayer oh god no, that the worst! I hate overhearing people’s conversations. 😬

@Thayer @floppy what you need is to overhear a conversation where someone's just bought a lovely pony and is stroking its mane and giving it polos.

But oh no now I've got a wet hand and there isn't a sink to wash in what was I thinking with this suggestion