Spotted at a fresh fruit and veg market and cafe (kind of like a farm shop) on a sunny Sunday in small city Aotearoa #newzealand

A woman (80s) with neon purple hair perusing a crate of apples. Says pensively "I could make a cake with those"
Husband nods thoughtfully, eyes smiling. "I could eat a cake made with those"

A small human (2?) accidentally drops his scoop of ice cream on grass. A nearby basset hound trots up and promptly flops on it with a proprietorial air. Small human experiences maximum confusion, looking from his empty ice cream cone to dog and back again. Basset hound radiates innocence.

A cheerful man with a rugby player's build inspecting the cabbages. He is wearing a plush dino tail and is wearing a t-shirt that says "Don't Worry, Be Furry."

A woman holding a bunch of asparagus and biting her lip. Puts it back and walks off only to come back to decisively put it in her basket, nodding to herself. Seconds later she changes her mind, laughing at her own indecision.

A small human (5?) informing the adults inspecting the avocados that he's an expert in picking them. A couple in their 70s treat this with the gravity it deserves and consult his expert services in selecting the perfect one.

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