@internetsdairy Marc Almond in a Waitrose, Jonathon Morris from Bread in a pub, less mundane but my partner kicked over Ed Sheeran’s guitar backstage (surprisingly this was by accident), Jon Snow in the lifts at work (he liked my hair), Boy George pissing in the bogs at The Fridge, and I only fantasised about pushing Simon Heffer in front of that tube train.

@internetsdairy Oh, and Len Goodman, Bruno Tonioli, and Slash from Guns and Roses (incl. hat) all on the same flight to LA. We’d splashed out on silly tickets.