@Nickiquote literally just realised that I'm technically Methodist and my wife is technically Catholic, it's never come up though. Maybe because we don't have an air fryer and so haven't had to discuss where to keep it?
@internetsdairy Your hypothetical airfryer exists in a state of theological and quantum uncertainty.
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@Nickiquote We live in a desanctified synagogue, too, we keep the toaster outside, just to be on the safe side
Is this in case you get the face of Jesus on a slice of toast? I can definitely see the logic here.
I mean, awkward...
(wildly overthinking this scenario but, you choose to burn the self declared body of Christ (bread), in a toaster, in a former synagogue, and then the face of Jesus appears on your toast, that's got to be a tricky situation.
Then you need to decide if Jam/Marmalade or baked beans are the most respectful topping?
This is why I can't be religious. I need clarity around acceptable toast toppings).