Football should be reworked to have 3 teams playing 135 min games on a Y-shaped pitch. This would mean much more football. More Match of the Day, more newspaper, radio, and TV commentary. And more chatting about football down the pub. We might need longer weekends.
@anon_opin Cutthroat football would solve the problem of hopelessly overpowered or overfunded teams with 2-on-1 alliances. Good luck with the offsides rule, though.