DPD: your package will either be delivered by Gwen or Larry. Gwen has a 5 star customer service award and is very friendly. Larry is practicing to become an olympic shot putter and your parcel is his chance to win big.
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DHL: we delivered your package. you owe us the import duty plus £19 for prepaying the import duty. no we do not have a way for you to prepay the import duty ahead of time. pay us £19. no it's not a loan with a 36500% APR it's a duty advancement fee. pay us £19. no it does not matter that we were actually hired by the retailer and have no contract with you. pay us £19. we are definitely not attempting to extort £19 from you. pay us £19. pay us £19.
@gsuberland @alicemcalicepants PostNL; is it a letter? We’re usually pretty good at letters, just like the Royal Mail! Is it a box? Meh, our driver looked at your front door and you weren’t there to open. So we dumped your package at the 7th nearest servicepoint without notification. Use our app! We know it broken, just divine where your package is within 7 business days or we send it back.