My girlfriend wants me to download Life 360 so we know each other has arrived safely at work and prep dinner when we've left, etc. I'm running out of excuses as I don't want her to know that after work I feed pigeons for half hour as I have no friends.
@fesshole I hate to tell you. But if your girlfriend really is a girl, then as soon as you two became even a little serious, she asked all her friends about you, who asked all of their friends about you...
She's got a mental, and possibly an actual, flowchart of your total social net value. She KNOWS! She knows.