Found a very ancient (2011) Samsung Netbook shoved in a drawer. It's inevitably getting Minted
@pikesley
It is only one atom. You need a few million of them to have a processor.
@pikesley I am running the same machine with Debian LXDE. Still not fast - but 2011 was slow, wasn't it?
@pikesley try Bodhilinux. That needs less than 1 gig.
@roman78 that's what was in it when I booted it, Past Me had clearly looked into this
If Mint doesn't work, guess we're going back