@q I've had the food but I still can't say I understand what a "cheeky nando's" is

@demize @q I feel like my understanding of "having a cheeky Nando's" would in fact be lessened were I to actually partake

By constantly being adjacent those who do (including knowing 2 married friends who made it a in-joke sidequest to have a cheeky Nandos in every country in the British Isles) I am surrounded by it without being truly immersed and through that I am enlightened.

The true wisdom is knowing that the spirit of "a cheeky Nandos" doesn't require you to actually go to Nandos, any sort of spontaneous minor indulgence, ideally had with "the lads" (gender-neutral), will suffice.