['Very cold take for this audience but: the executives who pushed for it to be basically impossible to use a new windows pc without a ms account, but for that ms account to have to not be a "work or school" one deserve jail for 1000 years and perpetual stubbed toes.', 'Very cold take for this audience but: the executives who pushed for it to be basically impossible to use a new windows pc without a ms account, but for that ms account to have to not be a "work or school" one deserve jail for 1000 years and perpetual stubbed toes.']

['So obtusely funny that the demands of "oh we can't let people domain join windows home, then no one will buy pro" and "oh we have to let companies remotely manage peoples' BYOD machines" result in the most user hostile setup flow possible, and one that also ends up tricking people into using their personal Microsoft account in a work owned device. Jail! Infinite stubbing!', 'So obtusely funny that the demands of "oh we can't let people domain join windows home, then no one will buy pro" and "oh we have to let companies remotely manage peoples' BYOD machines" result in the most user hostile setup flow possible, and one that also ends up tricking people into using their personal Microsoft account in a work owned device. Jail! Infinite stubbing!']