My wife made me install Life 360 on my phone because she thinks I'm having an affair. I'm not. But I drive to random places after work and listen to music for an hour just to piss her off.
@fesshole Also known as "I want a divorce, but I don't want to be the Bad Guy so I'm treating her awfully until she divorces me, which makes me the Bad Guy anyway, but I get to blame her" defense.
It's a long name, but I've seen it before in guys who would otherwise call themselves responsible adults. smh