Arborists often operate a shady business.

#nerlingersjokes #dadjokes

I just noticed nobody has ever shared the adorable and cheesy FoxDad comics here on Mastodon, let's rectify that: https://foxdad.com/post/161137369517/grandpaw-support-the-comic-on-patreon

#Furry #FurryComic #FurryArt #FoxDad #DadJokes

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Yo, I heard you like #DadJokes, so I (@czottmann) made a bot that posts one terrible pun or joke every few hours.

Follow at your own peril. You've been warned.

The jokes are provided by https://icanhazdadjoke.com — thanks, people!

Where is the best place to sell a used chess set?

At a pawn shop.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

Heyo #introduction time.
I'm a #webdev turned #DevAdvocate at #HubSpot. I love:
#videogames especially #RPG
#scifi and fantasy movies, shows.
Walking my #doggo.
#camping.
I live in the #midwestUSA, don't-cha know.
Big fan of #dadjokes.
#DoctorWho fan and I subscribe to the general philosophy behind the show: It's better to know, and be able to make a positive difference than to live in ignorance.

I believe most people are good, but also that the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

I figure I should do an #introduction

Hi! I am K8VSY, Victoria (she/her). I'm an #AmateurRadio enthusiast and love playing on the #radio

I especially love chasing #DX stations on #FT8

My blog is: https://k8vsy.radio/

I'm also a #UU #pagan and I'm active in the local #LGBTQ #community

I love #puns and #dadjokes

I think that's about it, lol, any questions feel free to ask 😃

#TransHams

People when they follow me for some random political post and then discover that most of what I talk about is music, Dad jokes, and Animal Crossing

#DadJokes #Silly #ACNH #Music #Meme #Memes #StarWarsMemes #PrequelMemes

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For Fathers' day this year, I got given a roll of toilet paper with #ShitJokes printed on it. And the first couple at least, aren't that bad.

It seems a shame to 'use' it, so I'll post them here every day that I remember instead.

#DadJokes #ShitJokes

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It's been a year since I've done a basic "This is me" post, so let's refresh it.

Hi Fedi. I've been here for a few years, but allow me to re-introduce myself.

I'm a 40+ year old Dad with 4 kids, a Christian, an enviromancer, and a huge, leftist nerd who loves him some manga and Animal Crossing.

I always enjoy a Dad Jokes and post constantly about ACNH. Feel free to judge, I embrace any cringe.

Other interests include:
Music (most genres, but especially talk about K-Pop), NFL Football (Ravens), US Politics (leftist)

Want to know more? Sweet, Feel free to ping and start chatting!

#Introductions #Introduction #Ravens #OnePiece #RavensFlock #Music #KPop #DadJokes #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #Manga #Fediverse #Mastodon

#Introduction time (again)

Thanks for having me. I'm a technology infrastructure architect specializing in Desktop Virtualization and all that entails (application delivery, persona management, user experience, etc).

Based in the US Northeast. I root for all the Washington, DC sports teams. I play electric bass (5-string Fender American II P-Bass). Will be talking #technology, #music, #scifi, #politics, #space, #science, etc.

Big fan of #JoyDivision, #DoctorWho, #MontyPython, and #DadJokes.

A year seems overdue for an #introduction .I'm from the #midwest #USA and joined with the #redditmigration wave. I'm a proud husband, parent, software engineer, utility cyclist, and much more.

I post and boost about #pkm (#logseq but also #orgmode), #emacs, #bike s, #safetyrazor s, #life, #urbanism, #NewLiberal / #neoliberal ism (as per https://cnliberalism.org/overview ), #uspol, #programming, #dadjokes, and more. I also play a lot of #tradle and #rogule. Most apps can filter what you don't want to see.

Give Us $1 Or ‘The Onion’ Disappears Forever
https://www.theonion.com/give-us-1-or-the-onion-disappears-forever-1851436787
#TheOnion #Humor #DadJokes

I am a family guy from Denmark who loves astronomy and dad jokes. I am an eco-friendly IT architect and a nonbeliever who respects all faiths. I am a humanitarian, inclusive, and friendly. I enjoy meeting and learning from new people.

#introduction #Mastodon #IT #infrastructure #architect #politics #enthusiast #digital #universe #eco #climate #tinkering #tech #space #aiart #family #nature, #summer #sun. #humor #insights #dadjokes #puns #Dane #Denmark #Dansk #Danmark

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I'm far too fascinated with far too many topics. I've compiled an exhaustive list of hashtags for some of those interests; I'll try to do better about keeping it current and updated.

#ADHD #AdoptDontShop #Antifa #AntiNarcissism #Apatheist #BasicIncome #Bioswales #Bisexual #BLM #BorderCollies #BPD #Cannabis #CatsofMastodon #ClimateChange #Comedy #Compersion #Cooperatives #DadJokes #DBT #Debian #Democracy #Democrat #DemocraticSocialism #Depression #DisposablePeople #DogsofMastodon #EatTheRich #ElderMillenial #Empathy #EndCorporateWelfare #Equality #ExcessiveHashtags #ExecutiveDisfunction #FBR #GallowsHumor #History #Humanist #HumanRights #IStandWithUkraine #JusticeMatters #LegalizeIt #LGBTQ+ #LiberalAF #Linux #LoveIsLove #MaskUp #MentalIllness #MutualAid #NonSequiturs #Persist #Polyamory #ProChoice #Progressive #ProudWoke #Puns #Resist #Solidarity #Spaceballs #TwitterMigration #UBI #UnionStrong #USA #USPol #Vaccinated #VoteBlue #VotingRights #WeirdoLib #Weltschmerz #WokeAF #Xennial

Wow! Today appears to be day of additional follows.

So, let's do a brief re-introduction post.

First of all - "Hi!"

Who is this person? Well, I'm a Dad with 4 kids, a #Christian, an environmental engineer, & a nerd who loves him some #manga.

I love #DadJokes & am still very into #AnimalCrossing. Judge me all you want. I have no shame.

My other interests include:
#KPop, #OnePiece, #Music, NFL Football - #RavensFlock, US Politics (I'm leftist, this is very intermittent)

Still interested? That's awesome. Feel free to ping & interact.

Tags: #Introductions #Introduction

This poor caterpillar needs the ER!
#dadjokes #caturday #CatsOfMasdoton #joke #pillar

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I don't think I ever did a proper #introduction, so for all the new folks around lately:

I'm Jordan. I'm a #xennial computer scientist and a PhD program dropout. I specialize in low-level #Linux distribution and packaging stuff and in assembling complex software contraptions out of pieces that other people wrote. I've been #programming since connecting to the internet involved making an robot scream and I've worked lots of places, but the one you've probably heard of is #GitHub. These days I'm #freelancing, maybe eventually getting a company of my own together, and writing articles for @LWN.

I live just north of #Chicago with my wife and my kid, and I try really hard to be a good #parent and keep the #dadjokes coming. When I am not in dadmode or touching computers for money, I am often touching computers for fun; I'm big on #selfhosting and spend lots of time tinkering with #homeautomation. I don't make a lot of time to play video games anymore, but when I do my taste tends to run on the #retrogaming side of things, mostly because the last era in which I did make a lot of time to play video games is now considered retro. I was an #arcade rat as a kid and I like the Fediverse because it reminds me much more of hanging out on a #BBS than any of the other modern "social media" abominations.

I mostly read #scifi and a bit of #fantasy. My current recent favorites are the #Wayfarers series by Becky Chambers, the #Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells, and the #ImperialRadch series by Ann Leckie. I am a big #Dune nerd and make a lot of stupid Dune memes for a stupid Dune meme group on Facebook.

I am also into #comics, although like video games, you'll find that I have encyclopedic knowledge up to some point in the mid-to-late 90's and only spotty awareness of what's happened since then. I enjoy stuff from both #Marvel and #DC, as well as the occasional indie. I'm really into the current iteration of the X-Men. I'd like to really be into Spider-Man but I don't think Peter's really had a good storyline since the Clone Saga. I'm a fan of Batman but not so much of increasingly edgelordy versions of the Joker - I think the Harley Quinn series on HBO is currently the "main" DC canon for me. On the web, I'm a big fan of #GunnerkriggCourt and #Oglaf.

Subculturally, I'm somewhere between #goth and #stoner, although I kind of serially collect other subcultures and try them on. I'm not a practicing #furry but I definitely went through a phase as a teenager; if you know who I was then we should be friends.

As far as music goes, I'm all over the map, but have a tendency towards #metal, #industrial, and #electronica. #GWAR is the greatest band of all time; #100gecs is who I most want to see on tour next.

Politically, I lean pretty far to the left, and have been dogged by accusations of #communism since childhood, which I can neither confirm nor deny. I definitely have some #anarchist tendencies but mostly I am too tired from parenting and living through a slow-motion apocalypse to think political thoughts much deeper than "please stop killing people and the planet."

I identify as #nonbinary and #queer, but due to my current relationship status and hair situation I mostly pass as a cishet dude; I'm self-conscious about that, which makes me reluctant to claim those labels in any way that might diminish folks that don't have the option of operating in stealth mode. My relationship is very firmly monogamous and I don't want to flirt with you or join your polycule, although I'm sure your polycule is awesome and I support you finding an arrangement that works for you. If you are a minor, I would prefer that you not follow me, because I like to say "fuck" a lot and post about #weed. I have recently received information that strongly indicates that I am #neurodivergent, but I'm not sure what to do with that information at my age.

So, on that note, #introduction / #introductions time. Repurposing the one I wrote for mastodon.social with some minor edits. I’m not usually a hashtag type of person, but I’m told that they make it easier to connect with folks on other instances with common interests.

Hi, I’m Andrew, and I’m *bad* at #smalltalk. I like #dadjokes #badjokes and #puns. Fortunate enough to be from #Texas but not terribly happy with where my state is headed. #Parent to two difficult but wonderful toddlers.

#Computers and #tech are a both a hobby and a career, I work in #IT doing desktop support but am working towards #sysadmin / #infosec . Passably fluent with #windows #macos and #ubuntu, and a little bit of a lot of things running in my #homelab . I do a good bit of #3dprinting either toys for my kids or toys for me. Back burner hobbies include #hamradio (Amateur Extra that I need to retest for soon), #fishing #hunting and other #outdoors activities.

To help some of the newcomers make connections: name things that interest you but aren't in your profile, as tags so they are searchable. Then boost/repeat its instructions so others know to do the same.

#tech
#edm #DanceMusic #HouseMusic #Soul #AcidJazz
#aviation
#photography
#CatPix
#Art
#Liberal #LeftOfCentre #nzpol
#clouds #sunsets
#pubs
#puns (the last one should say puns but it works) #DadJokes
#travel
#Books & #Reading​ & #Writing
#Astronomy
#NotAstrology
#exPom
#Marketing
#SciFi