"Meat kiddush" sounds like sex after synagogue

(kiddush is a small meal that often happens after synagogue services are over. In my community it's usually dairy, ie. meatless)

#Judaism #Jewish #Mazeldon

I'm realizing that all the pizza places are closed for Easter and Passover is ending in a few hours 🍕

I can't end Passover with Dominos 😭

#Judaism #Jewish #Mazeldon

According to Rashi, the Plague of Frogs during Passover "was only one frog, but when they struck at it, it was split into many swarms."

So if you want a biblically accurate Seder, I suggest you get a frog piñata and fill it with frog shaped candies.

#Judaism #Jewish #Jewdiverse #Mazeldon

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(define Shoshana
(lambda ()
(lambda ()
(lambda ()
(display "Shoshana")))))

(((Shoshana)))

I don't really understand why people are into all the extra lambdas.

#Tech #Technology #Programming #Lisp #Judaism #Jewish #Mazeldon #Jewdiverse

"Everyone knew Beyle…

People felt weird around her, as though they were neither male nor female…

She was recommended to see a noted professor and under his supervision, Beyle became a man…

And they were no longer Beyle, but Berl"

🏳️‍⚧️ Trans people have always been here, even in the shtetl 🏳️‍⚧️

#Trans #Transgender #Jewish #Judaism #Jewdiverse #Mazeldon #Queer #LGBTQIA #LBGTQ #LGBT

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Do I know any Jews in the Boston area that do Kiddush Levana (the sanctification of the new moon)?

I've been thinking about the verse:

« Just as I leap toward you and cannot touch you,
so may my enemies be unable to touch me for harm. »

#Judaism #Jewish #Mazeldon #Jewdiverse

I never actually made an #introduction on here, so here goes:

I'm a #nonbinary #guitar #teacher and #songwriter / #musician living in #Lexington #Kentucky. I also play #trumpet, other horns, #bass and #ukulele. Before I did this (and lost all faith in such things) I wanted to work in diplomacy, and that's left a lifelong love of #language learning, especially through #duolingo

Outside of work I love #TTRPG stuff, #Startrek, #biking, #Judaism, #vegan food, #homebrewing #beer and #martialarts

Can a menorah be edible?

Like, could you have a Hanukkah party where you light candles on a cake and you all eat the cake when the candles have gone out?

🕎 🕎 🕎

#Judaism #Jewish #Hanukkah #Jewdiverse #Mazeldon

Happy Hanukkah, from Shoshana and Cameron (the cat)

#Judaism #Jewish #Jewdverse #Mazeldon #Hanukkah #Chanukah #Cats #CatsOfMastodon

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I think my hair gel might be made by Jews.

They're answering the question: does the hair gel contain any of the five grains prohibited during Pesach (Passover). When else does spelt come up?

Be stylish for your Seder with LA Looks!

#Jewish #Judaism #Jewdiverse #Mazeldon

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See you later, challigator!

After Eshet Chayil, challadile!

#Jewdiverse #Mazeldon #Jewish #Judaism

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I think it's time for a new pinned intro post. So here are some of my interests, in rough groupings:

- #baking #sourdough #bread and #cooking generally
- #tea

- #FountainPens
- #JaneAusten and #Regency
- #sailing and #TallShips
- #drawing

- #RPGs and #games and #GameDesign
- #programming (especially with #Rust and #Python)
- #urbanism

- #WeightLifting and #archery
- #Judaism, #Quakerism, and #Buddhism
- #singing and #FolkMusic

Also I'm always interested in whatever you're geeking out about!

brb, buying my winter outfit!

#Jewdiverse #Mazeldon #Jewish #Judaism

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With Yom Kippur starting tomorrow night, I should get in my horny posting while I still can

#Mazeldon #Jewdiverse #Judaism #Jewish

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5785 has been such a year!

🍎 🍯 Shana Tova 🍯 🍎

#Mazeldon #Jewdiverse #Jewish #Judaism

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Rosh Hashanah blessings be like

🍎 🍯

#Mazeldon #Jewdiverse #Jewish #Judaism

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🍎 🍯 Shana Tova 🍯 🍎

Wishing you a sweet, happy, and healthy new year 😊

#Jewdiverse #Mazeldon #Jewish #Judaism

omg, I nearly forgot the debate is tonight!

I really hope hamantaschen wins 😋

#Harris #HarrisWalz #Harris2024 #HarrisWalz2024 #Mazeldon #Judaism #Jewish

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Google's Gemini AI shouldn't be your source for kosher information.

Ask Chabad's RebbAI!

#Mazeldon #Jewdiverse #Jewish #JewishHumor #Judaism #Parody

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#homesteading
#Judaism
#goats
#Chickens
#freedomOfSpeach
#Gardening
#disabilityrights

You know, it occurred to me today there’s very likely a certain class of German citizen—not the government or mainstream media, I’d not go that far at this point—who from the shadows will be saying, aloud where he feels safe:

“Let the Jews hang themselves. Keep the support, funding and arms flowing, by all means! When they’ve finished with Gaza and the crime is finally exposed and recognized, they’ll know how it feels...”

#gaza #israel #germany #usa #canada #shame #judaism #mastodononline

Kamala is Sanskrit for lotus

A lotus is a water lily

Shoshana is Hebrew for lily

July 21st is when Biden withdrew, endorsed Kamala, and she received a huge wave of support

Therefore, July 21st is the Evening of Lilies (Erev Shel Shoshanim, ערב של שושנים)

#KamalaHarris #Kamala #Harris #Jewdiverse #Mazeldon #Judaism #Jewish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0gtc_tY5_k

Kreplach (קרעפלעך) definitely sounds like a Klingon dish, right?

I'll have the gagh with a side of kreplach

#StarTrek #Jewdiverse #Mazeldon #Judaism #Jewish