“Patch notes: optimized the user experience”
optimized? so using your app will be the most transcendental, spiritually profound moment of my life? if you can do that then why didn’t you just ship it that way
@0xabad1dea As per Leibniz's Theodicy, God having optimized the user experience means we live in the best of all possible worlds. Thus if the app were any better it would go against the will of God.
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@0xabad1dea oh no, they didn’t optimise it for the user. The user experience has been optimised for better metrics on the Product Manager’s quarterly review packet.