Sorry to exclude other cultures and non-airfryers (but how do you fry your air?), nevertheless just vote if it applies to you.
Is it binary? Do I have to choose a religion based on this poll? What are the pros and cons? Are there goodies and baddies? What celebs are on each team?
@Nickiquote I want to know the story of the heated argument that led to this poll.
@internetsdairy @TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote
Air Fryer, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen
@Nickiquote literally just realised that I'm technically Methodist and my wife is technically Catholic, it's never come up though. Maybe because we don't have an air fryer and so haven't had to discuss where to keep it?
@internetsdairy Your hypothetical airfryer exists in a state of theological and quantum uncertainty.
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@Nickiquote We live in a desanctified synagogue, too, we keep the toaster outside, just to be on the safe side
Is this in case you get the face of Jesus on a slice of toast? I can definitely see the logic here.
I mean, awkward...
(wildly overthinking this scenario but, you choose to burn the self declared body of Christ (bread), in a toaster, in a former synagogue, and then the face of Jesus appears on your toast, that's got to be a tricky situation.
Then you need to decide if Jam/Marmalade or baked beans are the most respectful topping?
This is why I can't be religious. I need clarity around acceptable toast toppings).