Link image of renaissance painting of Jesus' circumcision
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@TheBreadmonkey little baby jesus is really judging us from that painting, isn't he?
Indiana Jones and the Foreskin of the Christ Child
Our titular hero must defeat the fanatical followers of the cult of Elon Musk in a race against time to rescue Jesus' wang-tip from falling into the wrong hands and unleashing the lords holy penis power.
@TheBreadmonkey I thought that and then I played Great Circle, which is easily the best Indiana Jones film since Last Crusade, despite being a game.
I've not played it yet. Is it worth getting then?
@TheBreadmonkey absolutely, MachineGames have absolutely nailed what makes an Indiana Jones and then spread it out over an entire game with some fantastic voice acting and motion capture.
Snakes?! Why did it have to be snakes?! That's not a snake Indy......
*Indy confidently lifting aloft the most shriveled foreskin of the selection of foreskins on the table*
"That's the prepuce of a carpenter".
Gently biting between his teeth like testing gold
@TheBreadmonkey @Shivviness He has to replace it on the table with his own foreskin, because to access the power requires a sacrifice
@pikesley @TheBreadmonkey @Shivviness Nobody wants it filled with sand!!! 😉
@internetsdairy @TheBreadmonkey I take it you have never been to a Brit? Every baby boy judges you when you do that to them.