My girlfriend wants me to download Life 360 so we know each other has arrived safely at work and prep dinner when we've left, etc. I'm running out of excuses as I don't want her to know that after work I feed pigeons for half hour as I have no friends.
@fesshole fuck someone wanting that much oversight over your life. Unless you want that, and it sounds like you don't.
Also, feeding pigeons every day sounds awesome.
@fesshole omg person, own it!!! If ur SO doesnt get it.... Thats acutally so fucking awesome and prob best post i have seen in a long time. Take care them pigeons! Humans done been assholes to pigeons. Used, abused and left to fiend for themself.
@fesshole so much to unpack here. Why does your girlfriend want 24/7 tracking of your location? Why do you think feeding pigeons is a terrible thing you must keep secret? Why will nobody just talk to each other?
@fesshole I hate to tell you. But if your girlfriend really is a girl, then as soon as you two became even a little serious, she asked all her friends about you, who asked all of their friends about you...
She's got a mental, and possibly an actual, flowchart of your total social net value. She KNOWS! She knows.