I closed my laptop as my wife came in the room and she's convinced I was watching porn. In reality our 22 year old cat just died and I had about 50 tabs of kittens for sale or adoption. I miss her terribly and it feels like cheating.
@fesshole god forbid you tell your partner how you’re feeling.
@fesshole Get a kitten. It's not cheating. You will miss the old cat and love the new cat at the same time.
@fesshole Tell your wife it was porn.
Then tell her it was kittens available for adoption.
Then, when the two of you are done crying, go get yourselves a kitten.
