As a kid I had to go to church on Sundays with my family. Wasn't my thing, still isn't. I always thought that the priest was sometimes calling everyone "arseholes" during his sermon. I'm 23 now and only just realised he was probably saying "our souls".
@fesshole next post on Fesshole. “I’m a priest, when I get bored I say arseholes instead of our souls. Nobody has noticed.”