Every time I get McDonald's for me & the Mrs I get an extra mayo chicken, eat it on the drive back home and litter the wrapper out of the car window so there is no evidence. Been doing it for years now.
@fesshole lie to your wife if you must, but stop littering the area for everyone else, you arsehole.
@fesshole dickhead. I wouldn’t mind if you found a bin along your way.
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​@fesshole there are better ways to get rid of litter. Asshole.
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@fesshole It would appear that you are what is commonly known as a "fat slob".
@fesshole I see at least three reasons to call you an asshole. There are probably many more.
@fesshole
There is a neat trick where you put a plastic grocery bag in your car, loop one handle over the gearstick, and BAM! A bag to put trash in! I doubt your wife will root around in the garbage, or that eating an extra sandwich is that big of a deal, but now you will be able to deal with trash while in your car without littering. AhMAZEing!!
@fesshole A grown person would not just find a better way to dispose of the litter, they would be going out on litter collecting walks around the neighborhood to try, in some small way, to atone and recompense for being such an incredible cock. You can redeem yourself. Everyone would love you for it.
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@fesshole You're a cunt for littering. I hope you tread in a fox poo in your socks.
@fesshole Hard to see what your wife sees in you tbh.
@fesshole If you want to sneak food, go ahead. It's a common fess, justify it that way. Littering makes you a world class prick. You deserve for your wife be told you litter and why, an older mouldy wrapper hits your windscreen daily, and you're caught in the act by police and every local dashcam out there. It's a dick move. Just pull over and bin it Any bin would do. There's always one between McDonald's and your house.