Got really mad at my wife when she came to pick me up from the pub in my car instead of hers. Had to pretend it I was because I was low on petrol. Truth is I'd been waiting months for the odometer to reach 80,085 miles, but she took it over. Furious.
@fesshole Another "had to" doing its heavy lifting.
Also, wait a minute. You go out boozing, expect your wife to be at the ready to be your taxi driver and then you have the nerve to get angry at her for ruining some childish game of yours you probably didn't even tell her about? She should dump you in a hurry!
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@fesshole A distance of 128884.3 km is not a jubilee.
@fesshole are you allowed to post 80085 online anymore, or does it need age verification in the UK?
Luckily the oil industry clearly has the ear of the Government, so they don't need you to share your passport to post 71077345
@fesshole This fess makes me realize that I actually never look at my odometer.
Dang it, I’ve just realised both my car and my wife’s have passed this milestone in the past two months.
The government should include a reminder when you’re registering your car: “don’t forget, under 1,000 kilometres to 80085!”
@adamantichrist @fesshole because it looks a little bit like boobs. It’s the closest this guy will get to seeing any on account of the fact he doesn’t speak to his wife.