Boyfriend gave me a very worried & concerned look as I took the last bite of the burger I had ordered at the burger bar we were at. Turns out he hid an engagement ring in there and I had eaten it. Shat it out later. Better than choking or cracking a tooth, what a stupid idea.
@fesshole you don't get to ring-buying stage of a relationship without noticing your girlfriend eats like Kirby. Didn't happen.
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@daburudar @fesshole take the didn’t happens back to Twitter. Who cares if it happened or not? It’s an amusing anonymous story on the internet, not a testimony in court.
@jon @daburudar @fesshole And you’re not Fedi police. You don’t get to tell people to “go back to Twitter”.
Your behaviour is way more toxic than people calling out obvious BS on a *confession* account.
@SuperMoosie @fesshole we don’t need this nonsense here. Take it back to Twitter.
@jon @fesshole @SuperMoosie ah yes, folkore is bad. storytelling? bullshit. fuck urban legends. dogshit that only toxic people spread.
@jon @SuperMoosie @fesshole Please stop policing other people’s use of the Fedi. Anyone is allowed to call out fake stories when we see them.