I have an old iPad which I only use for, ahem, alone time. It has started giving me the average screen time which means I now know, on average, how long my wanks are. I don't know what to do with this information.
@fesshole clearly a spreadsheet is needed, correlating, ahem, endurance with other things you choose to track. I’m surprised Apple Health doesn’t have support for this.
@fesshole This would be a much better confession if it included an average time, and a mention of how that one time you wanked for 12 hours (while eating 10,000 spiders) is a statistical outlier that shouldn't be counted towards the average.
@fesshole put it into a spreadsheet or graph, perhaps?
@fesshole Collate the data while you're collating your bidness
@fesshole Are we talking a matter of seconds each time, or could you have spent 10,000 hours mastering something else?
@fesshole keep a record of what videos you're watching, then perform an analysis of variance on time and genre to determine the type of smut that most efficiently causes you to dribble out some cock snot
@fesshole Don't worry, Apple will put it to good use.
Do nothing, other than turn off the screen time tracking setting.
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I misread that as iPod and was wondering why you'd want alone time to a 90s playlist.
Nirvana- cum as you are, perhaps?
