"Your account status may take a few weeks to update." bruh you're a website not a bank in the 90s
@gsuberland our database is a ledger being run back-and-forth on the Pony Express. Please be patient.
@gsuberland they’ve got to notify their 2,187 close partners of the update as well, and they’ve not been talking to a few of them for a while so they’ll have to find the right moment.
@gsuberland is their database replica on Pluto?