"Kids will teach you, if you let them. They'll teach you that getting born is the easy part. Anyone can do that in a day. But becoming a well-adjusted human being? That'll take the rest of your life." https://blog.codinghorror.com/how-to-talk-to-human-beings/
@codinghorror I mean mine took five days to be born (not even joking, I think I’m the only person I know who had to ask whether paternity leave starts at time of birth or onset of labour), but otherwise a solid take.