How do you deploy a personal website in two thousand and twenty five without using:

- VPSes from megacorps
- Bougie American hosting providers for lil js hipsters like Vercel & Netlify
- An extremely vulnerable raspberry pi in the back of your cupboard

and still get
- a react server components like developer experience
- typescript and generally reactive functionalish programming
- the ability to mix ssg, ssr, csr, and server components (the underappreciated superpower of the JAMstack)

Is there a new stack? Have I been away from this stuff for so long that I've missed a stack? Apparently I was away long enough for eslint to decide to break everything.

Is this my sign to eschew client side everything and handle it with a series of ansi c scripts? or do I go even harder and emscripten myself into oblivion?

Unfortunately I might have to do the silliest thing of all: read a bunch of websites about how the website I'm reading was written