Boyfriend gave me a very worried & concerned look as I took the last bite of the burger I had ordered at the burger bar we were at. Turns out he hid an engagement ring in there and I had eaten it. Shat it out later. Better than choking or cracking a tooth, what a stupid idea.
@SuperMoosie @fesshole we don’t need this nonsense here. Take it back to Twitter.
@jon @fesshole @SuperMoosie ah yes, folkore is bad. storytelling? bullshit. fuck urban legends. dogshit that only toxic people spread.
@jon @SuperMoosie @fesshole Please stop policing other people’s use of the Fedi. Anyone is allowed to call out fake stories when we see them.