I absolutely need to remember, "I hope you're thirsty, 'cause I brought some punch!"
@PastaThief I really think they're dismissing "I will break all the light bulbs in your home with my hand" a bit too rapidly. it conveys a truly fantastical level of ominousness
@glyph @PastaThief someone was in our local paper for that sort of thing. She broke into an ex’s flat, stole all his lightbulbs, then called him from his own phone to let him know. Truly unhinged behaviour which would put you off crossing someone.