@jonty this is simply a Battlebot

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I have seen similar devices employed by my city's maintenance crews.

@jonty Ugh. I didn't used to hate ukulele music...

@jonty presumably this ruthless menace to grass, small pets and lower limbs will leave your garden almost immediately by devouring the hedge, trees or rocks separating your lawn from your neighbour's and cut a swathe of destruction through the neighbourhood?

@jonty The incongruity of the music and the militarisation of grass cutting is glorious ;D

@jonty it will mow down everything: grass, bushes, small trees, the neighbors dog,...

@jonty stick a PKM on the top, turn it into the world's greatest technical

@jonty why am I imagining this with a hammer and sickle on it and made in the USSR?

@jonty This is the state in which the BEST purchases happen.

@jonty the music totally makes it

@jonty Link pls

@jonty was just thinking bloody hell I could have bought two of these for the base of my SoundCrawler build, but £3000 a pop !!!

@jonty finally something to stop the foxes.

day 2: the foxes have learnt to drive the tank.

@jonty [small tank literally demolishing trees] [whimsical uke music]

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you may not believe me, but I totally need one of these for my mum.

She's now alone on a farm in Leicestershire and spends half her time mowing about 8 acres.

@jonty a multi purpose device, good for overgrown lawns and minefield clearance.

@jonty Lawnba

@jonty beaut

@jonty my brain carried that caption on into "Machine lawnmowing display team"

@jonty They should have shown it rolling over a pile of human skulls

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looks like someone's battlebot escaped