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Fuck yes. After a year of bouldering and occasionally getting on an auto-belay and deciding I don’t trust the thing to catch me I just topped three 30’ walls. Downclimbed two of them, powered out and slipped on the way down the third, which had exactly the result I’d been hoping for: loudly shouting fuck and then being gently carried to the ground from halfway up.

All services except the ones I want to use should shut down when the average temperature goes above 25c. Anyone unavoidably still working because I want to use their service gets double time.

I have made it as far as walking to the gym and already feel like I’m melting. Now working up the energy to actually get on some walls.

@scarlet @hugh it’s to distinguish it from the Purge Zone a few streets down where the police have no powers and all laws have been suspended. (For clarity to the gammons searching for reports of London being a warzone, this is a joke)

@schokopuddingg @catsalad not so phantom power.

I have received what I hope is a very exciting email (I’m currently 80% sure it’s very exciting and would really like the follow up to be replied to l).

Just discovered the social engagement I thought was tonight isn’t and I’m inordinately relieved by that fact.

It doesn’t get much closer than this.

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Just got notified of some deeply annoying news while halfway up a climbing wall, which has completely killed my mood, which had been quite good from smashing a few boulders I’d been struggling with for a while. Really need to remember to turn on do not disturb and leave my phone in my bag.

I’d once again like to lodge a complaint at the fact being an adult seems to be a never ending list of chores that get in the way of me fiddling with whatever hobby has taken my interest.