Lol. All the teens I know have fake ids for physical world stuff. Those making these ridiculous bans think they won't for online?
I'll fucking help them tbh.
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Maybe this is exactly what we all need, the next generation to completely live on and offline without their true identity. Feels a smart move.
@Thayer you don’t even need a fake ID, just a copy of any game with a photo mode and a vaguely over 18 looking protagonist.
@Thayer I'd rather my kids use a fake ID than take my ID from my wallet.
@Thayer Sadly, this will just lead to biometrics collection over time. They've already started developing products for this.
@Em0nM4stodon so fake eyeballs. On it!
Sorry for sounding comedic, but I'm actually being realistic. The kids will find a way. And I will shift heaven and earth to help them. They're way smarter than us about all this stuff, just as we were at that age from the grown ups too. I have every faith.
Us grown ups are fucked tho.
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@Thayer Agreed! I'll happily invest in your fake eyeballs startup venture 😉
@Em0nM4stodon @Thayer this actually collides with accessibility questions, some blind folks don't have eyes but use accessibility readers to navigate fine, but what you reminded me of is some half blind folks already have a delightful array of cosmetic and fun false eyes to wear. One of my favs is