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Jon Wood

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Watching a video on Blender, I feel the need to admit I made an “oop” noise when the guy popped the roof of this little building like it was tipping its hat.

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"We need to be more fascist to defend us from fascism".

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Nazi dipshits in 1941:
“Today the Führer […] decided that roman is from now on to be designated as the standard letter. All printed products will be progressively changed over to this standard letter. The use of Schwabacher-Jewish letters by authorities will in future cease”.

Nazi dipshits in 2025:
“To restore decorum and professionalism […] and abolish yet another wasteful DEIA program, the Department is returning to Times New Roman as its standard typeface.”
www.theguardian.com/us-news/20

The platform announcer at Southampton Central this morning was giving information about trains with all the enthusiasm and lack of coherence I’d expect from someone commentating a horse race.

Someone new in a Discord I’m on spent some of this evening doing emoji anthropology and now I want to make an exhibit of different community’s favourite reaction emoji and what they mean.

@janamarie @HouseOfTea @idnorton I’m sometimes surprised more people don’t get questioned going to hacker conferences about these sheets of curious looking images being taken across borders.

I couldn’t remember the name of Sunshine and ended up searching for “film space sun trip”. My first attempt was “film sun out” which was less successful.

@catsalad Sunshine (2007)

@pikesley_ebooks @pikesley that’s the plot of a Bond film isn’t it?

Today’s cursed Hacker News comment: “The fact the market hasn’t solved this problem suggests it’s a problem that doesn’t need solving”.

Is This Seat Taken is deviant filth that should be banned. A game in which you’re expected to accommodate the whims of people who want to use their phones in a cinema rather than unceremoniously ejecting them.

(Other than that it’s a very charming logic puzzle game about allocated seating)

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I made the terrible mistake of reading Hacker News comments about health care systems before bed and now I’m absolutely raging at the fact I share a career with some of the most entitled self satisfied pricks on the planet

I was bored so I updated my Home Screen full of mobile app icons which are just a stylised circle.

@kolev @catsalad I might create myself a second account just so I can vote yes again.

@JessTheUnstill @pascoda oh 100 times this. These days they’re Executive Assistants instead, because the C-suite are too important to book their own flights and schedule their own meetings but everyone else should just suck it up.

Today’s nonsense: Filing an SAR with Microsoft in an attempt to recover a potentially corrupted Minecraft save from Xbox cloud storage. Because apparently this is the only way to extract save games from an Xbox.

@pikesley_ebooks @pikesley [pictured: a party popping off, everyone is having the best time ever]

Powerwash Simulator is £10 on Steam right now. You know, if you need a massive black hole into which you can shovel your every free minute for the next few weeks.

“Click here to resubscribe”.

Buddy, I scrolled down to the white text on a white background saying unsubscribe, clicked it, filled in my email address, then click the unsubscribe button. This was not in any way an accident.

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A (horrible) alternate reality, inspired by yesterday.

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Does anyone know the name of this type of fence? It's industrial but, beyond that, I have no idea how to describe it!

I think it’s probably time I learned how IPv6 works, does anyone have a decent entry point for that? I’m mostly looking for a high level overview which can tell what topics are worth diving into and which ones are either deprecated or experimental - as an example I know of at least DHCPv6 and SLAAC for config, are they both relevant? Is one clearly better? I have no idea.

Utterly baffling moment as I get a notification that my son wants to install App Store Connect.

Apparently he couldn’t find the App Store app, Googled it, and was given a link to install App Store Connect which opened the App Store app, but he didn’t know that’s what it was.