DPD: your package will either be delivered by Gwen or Larry. Gwen has a 5 star customer service award and is very friendly. Larry is practicing to become an olympic shot putter and your parcel is his chance to win big.

@gsuberland DPD got really good at getting packages to me after I opened a support ticket pointing out they’d misdelivered the apology cookie they’d attempted to send me because I complained they kept sending my parcels to the same person up the road. I only knew the cookie had been misdelivered because that same person called me to say he had another of my parcels.