Nazi dipshits in 1941:
“Today the Führer […] decided that roman is from now on to be designated as the standard letter. All printed products will be progressively changed over to this standard letter. The use of Schwabacher-Jewish letters by authorities will in future cease”.
Nazi dipshits in 2025:
“To restore decorum and professionalism […] and abolish yet another wasteful DEIA program, the Department is returning to Times New Roman as its standard typeface.”
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/10/trump-times-new-roman-font-return-state-department
The platform announcer at Southampton Central this morning was giving information about trains with all the enthusiasm and lack of coherence I’d expect from someone commentating a horse race.
Someone new in a Discord I’m on spent some of this evening doing emoji anthropology and now I want to make an exhibit of different community’s favourite reaction emoji and what they mean.
@janamarie @HouseOfTea @idnorton I’m sometimes surprised more people don’t get questioned going to hacker conferences about these sheets of curious looking images being taken across borders.
I couldn’t remember the name of Sunshine and ended up searching for “film space sun trip”. My first attempt was “film sun out” which was less successful.
@pikesley_ebooks @pikesley that’s the plot of a Bond film isn’t it?
Today’s cursed Hacker News comment: “The fact the market hasn’t solved this problem suggests it’s a problem that doesn’t need solving”.
Is This Seat Taken is deviant filth that should be banned. A game in which you’re expected to accommodate the whims of people who want to use their phones in a cinema rather than unceremoniously ejecting them.
(Other than that it’s a very charming logic puzzle game about allocated seating)
I made the terrible mistake of reading Hacker News comments about health care systems before bed and now I’m absolutely raging at the fact I share a career with some of the most entitled self satisfied pricks on the planet
I was bored so I updated my Home Screen full of mobile app icons which are just a stylised circle.
@JessTheUnstill @pascoda oh 100 times this. These days they’re Executive Assistants instead, because the C-suite are too important to book their own flights and schedule their own meetings but everyone else should just suck it up.
Today’s nonsense: Filing an SAR with Microsoft in an attempt to recover a potentially corrupted Minecraft save from Xbox cloud storage. Because apparently this is the only way to extract save games from an Xbox.
@pikesley_ebooks @pikesley [pictured: a party popping off, everyone is having the best time ever]
Powerwash Simulator is £10 on Steam right now. You know, if you need a massive black hole into which you can shovel your every free minute for the next few weeks.
“Click here to resubscribe”.
Buddy, I scrolled down to the white text on a white background saying unsubscribe, clicked it, filled in my email address, then click the unsubscribe button. This was not in any way an accident.
A (horrible) alternate reality, inspired by yesterday.
Does anyone know the name of this type of fence? It's industrial but, beyond that, I have no idea how to describe it!
I think it’s probably time I learned how IPv6 works, does anyone have a decent entry point for that? I’m mostly looking for a high level overview which can tell what topics are worth diving into and which ones are either deprecated or experimental - as an example I know of at least DHCPv6 and SLAAC for config, are they both relevant? Is one clearly better? I have no idea.
Utterly baffling moment as I get a notification that my son wants to install App Store Connect.
Apparently he couldn’t find the App Store app, Googled it, and was given a link to install App Store Connect which opened the App Store app, but he didn’t know that’s what it was.
I think I must be old because somehow I quite severely pulled a muscle in my shoulder by sleeping.
Blue Prince (2025)
https://eigenmagic.net/users/weirdestate/statuses/114407342470466610
Just played the opening hours of CoD Infinite Warfare. Sadly the man babies insisted ejecting from a fighter jet onto the hull of a massive space ship, bouncing around in zero-G, blowing out the front window, charging through the ship, and jumping out the hanger at the back wasn’t realistic enough so we’ll probably never get another of these again.
