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Jon Wood

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getting fired from apple for printing out little pieces of paper that say ".DS_Store" and leaving them everywhere

Just rewatched Dune in preparation for part 2 on Friday and once again I’m blown away by how good it is, after the trepidation of hearing a book I’ve read more or less annually since I was 14 was getting a modern film adaptation.

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Apprentice is such a glorious shitshow. A laser focused exercise in how not to do business.

It has been 3 weeks since my son declared the toothpaste tube empty. Realistically I’d probably have chucked it by now but we’re so close to a full month I keep persisting and squeezing a little more out.

@pikesley no. Sleep isn’t a thing.

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The image came to me in a dream

@gsuberland it’s just suggesting that you might need a bit of a break. It’s not good for the soul to binge watch holocaust movies.

@mattgrayyes it’s a good thing Meta is collecting information on everything you do so they can so carefully target ads to you.

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@Thayer have the queues improved yet? I was put off by someone saying they had to wait long enough to get a game that they keep a book nearby.

@robpike I think the big shift is around encouraging people to use them instead of gas fired central heating, combined with the increasing prevalence of solar systems with batteries. Particularly if you can generate energy during the day and store it for use overnight electric heating suddenly because dramatically cheaper than it was historically.

Big moment today as I encounter my first ever bug caused by integer endianness.

@markwalker @Thayer fast.com is reading from Netflix’s CDN, so will generally be faster than you’ll see in practice because you’re connecting to a server within your ISP’s network most of the time.

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Hi, friends. Today is a very special day because I got to launch Television, the visionOS app I dreamed up a few months ago, and partnered with a very talented developer named Andy Roth and my dear bud @dan to make this thing real.

It's the future of television.

apps.apple.com/us/app/televisi

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We're always excited that so many people want to come to EMF, but sad that we can't offer everyone a ticket. So, some frequently asked questions:

There's no fair way of allocating tickets. Any kind of lottery would require verifying people's identity to prevent abuse, and we don't want to be collecting that level of personal data.

We set the event size based on our capacity to run the event. We're all volunteers, so the only way we can grow EMF is if more people volunteer to help run it. (Plus, volunteering guarantees you a ticket to the next event.)

Also, we're not sure we want to grow infinitely. There are logistical and regulatory challenges to growing, and growth invariably changes the event.

We'd really like to encourage people to run their own camping events - there's certainly demand! They don't have to be as big as EMF to be enjoyable - here's Hackaday writing about CampGND:

hackaday.com/2019/06/15/the-sm

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It took approx 29 seconds to sell out of our last batch of EMF tickets. So now your only hope is to submit a talk, workshop, or installation! Tell us about the cool stuff you do! www.emfcamp.org/cfp @emf

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Okay, the NCA did a 10/10 job with the trolling of LockBit here.

@james @erincandescent @Floppy @pikesley in my experience code review of CSS is… lacking outside of dedicated frontend teams, and sadly the vast majority of teams are the mythical Full Stack team, which in practice tends to mean a bunch of backend people begrudgingly dealing with Javascript and CSS. At least we’re not using tables full of carefully sliced images anymore I guess.

@james @Floppy @pikesley this is very true, and typically what I’ll do now because it’s easier to make up a few classes than learn an entire framework. I just can’t help thinking there must be *something* to it for so many people to jump on it, it can’t all just be that Tailwind is the fashionable thing.

@Floppy @james @pikesley any time I’ve looked at Tailwind I’ve felt the same way. There’s *something* there, but it feels like they went halfway by introducing a bunch of reusable classes and then stopped before adding the pre-processor that’s so obviously needed to translate .callout to a class incorporating .x-large, .float-left, .padding-2 and so on.

Today in parental tech support: Running strings on the 40 odd Minecraft mods my son has installed to work out which of them popped the message "Obsidian man is here" before messing up his world.

I want to be cross at the mod maker for doing that and causing some degree of distress, but they did call the mode "Trolls & Traps", so really all I can do is nod with respect at them.

@solderandchaos is that a pregnant piggin?

@q @cato I’m always really disappointed when e-unicycles aren’t actual unicycles. Life would be more exciting if there were regularly clowns belting around at 30mph while precariously balanced on a single wheel.

@clark @avdi likewise, although I suspect it will also be safer for people around cars if they’re automated and constantly paying attention to what’s going on around them.

Today in incongruous sponsor reads, Better Help, in the middle of a video about Mario Maker. I’d love to see the ROI on selling therapy to kids who want to make Mario levels.