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Jon Wood

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I’m begging you iPlayer, stop asking me who’s watching. No one else lives here. No one else has ever signed in on this device. You can just assume it’s me.

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Is their any video format worse than “YouTuber watches TikTok videos”? This question brought to you by my son’s terrible taste in YouTube.

@CuTEL at this rate you’ll be doing gigabit fibre to the tent at EMF 2042.

I am now one full week into the worst insomnia of my life. It appears I can be tired at any time other than when attempting to sleep. If anyone has tips on dealing with this they’d be greatly appreciated.

@jonty I could find no evidence of it happening, but that may just have been Google being confused by the search “pelican (bird) in a pelican case”.

@barnoid my entire flat is currently using 148W right now, and that includes several servers. It’s truly amazing how efficient things have got.

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Periodic reminder:

Are you feeling dispirited by the software industry? Does every job you look at feel like another bullshit way of transferring working-class money into VC pockets?

YOU CAN LEAVE!

It will mean less money, but you can leave.

Whether it's as small a step as a janky university webmaster job, or as large a one as retraining, you can leave. I have been so much happier for leaving.

Always happy to talk through logistics of this with the curious.

The problem with testing a thing that involves SMS delivery is eventually you have to send real SMS messages, and that involves waiting an indeterminate amount of time for it to arrive.

Apple Music appears to support animated album covers and I'm deeply disappointed that they're just static animations when they could have made them full blown custom visualisers for each album.

Please send help. I’ve developed a crippling addiction to pretend power washing. My plan tonight was to have dinner and get an early night. What happened was to have dinner and then Powerwash a house on the Steam Deck while half watching YouTube videos.

@tess @CatherineFlick I’m so, so, tired of the entire economy being built on the assumption of infinite growth. Facebook having a fit when they stopped growing quite so fast because *most of the developed world already had an account* also springs to mind.

Turns out the 31st January 2024 is today, not a year’s time. Thankfully I realised that in time to pay the tax I owed without getting fined for late payment.

@geekmomprojects it should show how long it’s been worn for.

I’m once again pleading with Minecraft streamers to stop screaming into their microphones. None of this is that exciting.

@pikesley base64 encoded shell scripts, for when just YAML isn’t cursed enough.

@wikihow that lady has seen some shit.

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Someone created a fully funcional 16-Bit 3Hz CPU in Excel!!! with 128KB of RAM 16 color display, and a custom assembly language to run some programs in it. It’s open source too

Video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rg7xv

Code: github.com/InkboxSoftware/exce

I just realised it's been over a year since I last touched a relational database in a professional setting. Guess that makes me a systems programmer now.

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babe wake up new chess piece has dropped
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@pikesley come now, why would it be important that a company which builds planes have a strong engineering culture?

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@rjek @mjg59 Cars (2006)

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We're finally ready to announce ticket sale dates for EMF 2024!

* Saturday 3rd February at 14:00 GMT (UTC+0)
* Sunday 11th February at 11:00 GMT
* Tuesday 20th February at 21:00 GMT

Tickets will be on sale at www.emfcamp.org/tickets - prices are available there now.

More info: blog.emfcamp.org/2024/01/21/em

@Edent Opposing Force, the expansion pack for Half-Life had you playing one of the soldiers sent in to clean up.