Said I wouldn't be attending a meetup because I am "radioactive" due to my current COVID plague-carrier status and all my friends assumed I was genuinely radioactive, explaining that "it would be on-brand" and they "wouldn't be surprised"

@red If only the box marked "spicy rocks" wasn't in storage alongside my geiger counter

@red @jonty depends how much the radioactivity is increased, and whether you consider death to be a resolution.

@jonty good thing you kept measurement beside items it'll measure.

Will that knock it out of cal?