Could the BBC not afford an actual French interpreter? Fair play to this guy for giving it a go but it’s not ideal.
I’m bored of flat buying now. Relentless back and forth over trivialities where I’m pretty sure they only flag as an issue in a fraction of a percent of sales. I’m so tempted to tell my solicitor to just dump everything that’s left on the list of enquiries and crack on with things.
“We’re checking if all keys are accounted for” is a beauty on a long term rental property. There’s absolutely no way of knowing no previous tenant made a copy, the lock is getting changed regardless.
@carbonated_estrogen @lzg it’s one lecture where the professor just screams GET OUT for an hour.
I’m currently obsessed with 9-1–1, a drama about LA firefighters which jumped the shark in season 2 or so, and here in season 7 is launching them into the sky and doing flybys in fighter jets.
I’ve just howled with laughter through a three episode special in which two lead characters went on a cruise, where naturally the ship was attacked, had a hole blown in the side, and capsized in the middle of a hurricane. The script writers are clearly having the time of their lives.
US Democrats are fretting in July about getting a candidate for a November election in respect of taking office in January.
We would have had five Conservative Prime Ministers in the same time period.
@alex @internetsdairy I feel compelled to say “nice hat” whenever I see anything with a hat more extravagant than a baseball cap.
There's a certain irony in a cyber security company accidentally deploying the most effective cyber attack we've seen in recent memory.
How am I meant to work when this level of shit posting is going on?
The year is 3129. Humanity is extinct. The last LG SmartFridge is desperately emailing its last owner that they are low on orange juice. The satellites that are still left, their orbits slowly decaying over millennia, dutifully relay the message. The automated "away from office" response turns on, as it always does, notifying the refrigerator that it's owner will likely return to the office in 3-5 business days.
Somewhere in what used to be called Ohio, a pack of roombas, their local wind turbines giving out and creaking to a halt, begin searching for the next functional docking station. A washing machine in Argentina tweets: "anyone need to do a load 😏" every Saturday at 1:30 a.m. eastern standard time. The replies are filled with AI thirstposters and their hypebots.
In North America, raccoons have quietly entered the bronze age, while baboons riding domesticated battlewolves rule most of Asia. Unbeknownst to either, the octopi are mastering nuclear fusion. A weather balloon bobs and sways in the upper atmosphere, now almost entirely clear of lingering chloroflourocarbons, reporting conditions to weather stations long since destroyed in World War Five.
The Crab Nation are mostly hermits, but come out to greet their prophet every ten years on the 6th full moon of the year. A lone, curious octopus decides to observe this year's event, peering out at the festivities from her safe haven - the submerged, rusting hulk of an ancient Cybertruck. Then he appears: the hologram of Shia Lebouf powered by MetaAI. He beckons the octopus to follow. The crabs all start chittering excitedly. The time has come to invade Amazon HQ. The crows gather in huge numbers. They need more storage space for their Steam collections.
I have once again been struck by an immense sadness that I’m probably never going to space.
When did companies get so needy, and why? Now up to three emails from South Western Railway begging me to tell them what a good job they did since I went to London last week.
Every time I think my son has fully dredged the well of irritating YouTubers he finds another one even worse than the others.
ITS STAYING OUT LADS!
This has been your one (1) football post from me until the next major final.
From where? Alpha Centauri?
https://www.npr.org/2024/07/12/nx-s1-5037684/united-nations-world-population-report
You know it’s bad when Goldman Sachs are saying a thing is overhyped and too expensive. Never usually stops them from selling a team of barely qualified people to work with it.
https://mastodon.social/users/bkastl/statuses/112774970783385412
vanta rainbow black 
“Hey Siri, turn on bedtime”
“Now playing Left Outside Alone by Anastasia”
I really want to know what went wrong to cause this chain of events. I can usually at least find some trace of a reason for the ways in which requests get misinterpreted.
@sbisson @CatherineFlick this is such a good move, and gives me a lot of hope for this government. Putting people in place who know about their brief, and have enough experience of it not to throw out glib quick wins.
A nice progressive move from Labour: apparently James Timpson is being given a peerage and made prisons minister.
For non UK folk, his high street chain of key cutting and shoe repair shops has a policy of employing ex-convicts giving them decent jobs to avoid reoffending. It works.