Why are Wikipedia constantly reminding me of the date and time? Am I late for something? I’m late aren’t I.
@misty a PM must have their annual review coming up and was way down on the mobile app engagement metric.
@fesshole today in terrible ideas that will end in unpleasant ways news.
@hbuchel the purpose of a side project is to satisfy your curiosity for some aspect of that side project. Once it’s done that its purpose is complete and you can abandon it guilt free, that’s the joy of a side project.
@anon_opin ahh, I see you’ve watched my attempts at playing Hitman.
@pikesley kind of surprised you don’t own that entire outfit already tbh.
@lappenjammer @anon_opin “new formula” also universally means “your son with a variety of food intolerances can no longer eat this”.
@tychotithonus @pascoda I’m Jon Wood, and once worked with Jon Ward. We were constantly redirecting emails sent to the wrong one of us.
@fesshole it does. Because now they have a security incident with the accompanying ton of paperwork to do.
Here is a video of a lady kissing different shelter dogs to see how they react, if you need a palate cleanser:
@pikesley that story very much reinforced my belief that the big four auditing accounts will just rubber stamp anything.
@jackeric remind me not to let the Altoona police see anything I’ve said or written in the last few decades.
@anon_opin try telling that to anyone who’s spent all day making a beef wellington.
I particularly enjoyed the opening disclaimer which as well the usual “nothing here is based on real people or events” statement also makes it very clear they believe Nazis are bad, and should be beaten up. Just in case going to the moon to shoot Hitler in Wolfenstein 2 didn’t make that clear enough.
Started on the new Indiana Jones game this evening, which alongside the modern Wolfensteins cements Machine Games’ place as the leading “beating up fascists” studio.
@olivvybee some Product Manger’s quarterly goal is to increase app engagement by 6.7% so they get their bonus. Nobody defined it had to be useful engagement.
@q infinite money hack discovered. Just buy loads of them and take them in for a refund.
Can someone please get on with making widely available electric aircraft please? I’d really like to learn how to fly but I can’t even slightly justify the emissions involved in flying a private plane for fun.
@SecurityWriter I don’t really understand the love it got. Enjoyed the core diving game but it endlessly interrupted that with ever more unhinged mini games and obnoxious characters.
@BonehouseWasps @DrMcStrange @Strwpok @fesshole £10 though? Do you get your drugs from 1974?
I saw a teacher complain that ChatGPT has led to students submitting papers full of mediocre ideas with perfect grammar and I can’t get over how spot-on that description is.