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Jon Wood

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Ugh. Once again realised I have to work out content moderation if I ever want to release my silly game to the world at large because a core element is users posting photos.

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open communication

Watching a video on Blender, I feel the need to admit I made an “oop” noise when the guy popped the roof of this little building like it was tipping its hat.

@catsalad not sure, my memory of it’s a bit shaky.

@pikesley the most dapper man at the Christmas party.

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"We need to be more fascist to defend us from fascism".

@pikesley maybe? The guy could have been giving me the secret to eternal life for all I know.

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Nazi dipshits in 1941:
“Today the Führer […] decided that roman is from now on to be designated as the standard letter. All printed products will be progressively changed over to this standard letter. The use of Schwabacher-Jewish letters by authorities will in future cease”.

Nazi dipshits in 2025:
“To restore decorum and professionalism […] and abolish yet another wasteful DEIA program, the Department is returning to Times New Roman as its standard typeface.”
www.theguardian.com/us-news/20

The platform announcer at Southampton Central this morning was giving information about trains with all the enthusiasm and lack of coherence I’d expect from someone commentating a horse race.

@SamLR are you some sort of auth savant? Last time I had to do that in a large organisation it took me that long just to be confident I’d found all the systems a customer could have a unique account and password in.

@an0key they can hassle me all they like, I’ll be filing on the last possible day as is traditional.

@sophieschmieg @saraislet @skinnylatte I once found a very clear message left for me on my return from being away for a week in the form of a cat turd on my pillow.

That cat never once had problems knowing where the litter tray was.

This is the wine box emoji. We use it to indicate you’d have to have drunk an entire box of cheap red wine to have a take that bad.

Someone new in a Discord I’m on spent some of this evening doing emoji anthropology and now I want to make an exhibit of different community’s favourite reaction emoji and what they mean.

@janamarie @HouseOfTea @idnorton I’m sometimes surprised more people don’t get questioned going to hacker conferences about these sheets of curious looking images being taken across borders.

@amyhoy fucking amateurs. If you clicked enough ad banners you could have more search inputs than space for the page to render in.

I couldn’t remember the name of Sunshine and ended up searching for “film space sun trip”. My first attempt was “film sun out” which was less successful.

@catsalad Sunshine (2007)

@pikesley_ebooks @pikesley that’s the plot of a Bond film isn’t it?

@dave what the hell. I’ve ordered one, hoping I can bypass the firmware and do something fun with it.

Today’s cursed Hacker News comment: “The fact the market hasn’t solved this problem suggests it’s a problem that doesn’t need solving”.

@simple_sabotage not convinced by this one. Measure once, cut twice, it’ll mean you take longer and use more material, a win-win.

Is This Seat Taken is deviant filth that should be banned. A game in which you’re expected to accommodate the whims of people who want to use their phones in a cinema rather than unceremoniously ejecting them.

(Other than that it’s a very charming logic puzzle game about allocated seating)

Edited 29d ago

@yvan vaporub still exists, not sure I have encountered a vaporub delivery system though.

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