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Jon Wood

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@JoshMurray they cheated by not having to build the giant tower specially.

Could the BBC not afford an actual French interpreter? Fair play to this guy for giving it a go but it’s not ideal.

@pikesley @solderandchaos it’s a good thing they had all this archive footage, the flag bearer forgetting to leave until everyone else had made it to the finish could have been really embarrassing.

I’m bored of flat buying now. Relentless back and forth over trivialities where I’m pretty sure they only flag as an issue in a fraction of a percent of sales. I’m so tempted to tell my solicitor to just dump everything that’s left on the list of enquiries and crack on with things.

“We’re checking if all keys are accounted for” is a beauty on a long term rental property. There’s absolutely no way of knowing no previous tenant made a copy, the lock is getting changed regardless.

@carbonated_estrogen @lzg it’s one lecture where the professor just screams GET OUT for an hour.

I can just imagine the conversations in the writer’s room, where they needed to work out how to involve the rest of the cast. “It’s cool, one of them can twig the ship’s capsized and then the gang can steal an LAFD helicopter to go looking for them”.

During this episode the crew’s motto was established, which I shit you not is “who cares”.

I’m currently obsessed with 9-1–1, a drama about LA firefighters which jumped the shark in season 2 or so, and here in season 7 is launching them into the sky and doing flybys in fighter jets.

I’ve just howled with laughter through a three episode special in which two lead characters went on a cruise, where naturally the ship was attacked, had a hole blown in the side, and capsized in the middle of a hurricane. The script writers are clearly having the time of their lives.

@fesshole ahh, another healthy marriage.

@an0key congrats! Welcome to knowing why these things happen!

@solderandchaos nice hat

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US Democrats are fretting in July about getting a candidate for a November election in respect of taking office in January.

We would have had five Conservative Prime Ministers in the same time period.

@misty there’s a few different chipsets but generally yes, they’ll all just show up as a serial port. Be aware of fake FTDI chips if you’re on Windows as the official driver will refuse to use them last I heard.

@alex @internetsdairy I feel compelled to say “nice hat” whenever I see anything with a hat more extravagant than a baseball cap.

@fesshole the throws it away bit enrages me. If you’re that rich hire someone to put everything back in the right bag, then donate it to a children’s hospital or something.

@dave going to go with them being helium filled and bouncing around the place, causing signal to bounce around erratically.

@dave were the balloons made of foil by any chance?

Environmental story telling.

@jonty @gsuberland $300. I think they’ve seen the damage they’re going to and will ride it out from here.

@jonty I honestly think this is going to end with “it was an isolated error, processes have been put in place, etc etc” and then everyone carries on like nothing happened because the alternative is actually staffing security teams.

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This is fitting. The top topic on Xitter right now is of course the global Crowdstrike/Windows clusterfuck. But the AI summary of the discussion is hilarious, b/c it summarizes a bunch of sarcastic posts and makes it sound like a positive (or at least can-do) story.

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There's a certain irony in a cyber security company accidentally deploying the most effective cyber attack we've seen in recent memory.

How am I meant to work when this level of shit posting is going on?

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CrowdStrike Global:Offensive

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