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Jon Wood

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@andypiper @skylar the curse of the Net Promoter Score, somehow considered to be a valid substitute for managers going out into the world and seeing what the service their responsible for is like.

I’ve recently been paying attention to what I eat, and exercising regularly. I was going to make some snide remark about that because it’s quite out of character for me but you know what? All those people who say it makes you feel better know what they’re talking about, I feel better than I have done in quite a long time.

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Report imaginary spies or danger to the Gestapo or police.

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Just caught my tomatoes trying to sneak out ...

Not saying I’m having difficulty thinking today but I just asked myself whether a device had a network connection as a possible cause for some odd lines in the logs being streamed to me from it across the internet.

It’s 10:26am and already I’m incandescently angry at the general state of the world. Becoming hermit is ever more appealing.

Not a bad spot for lunch.

Well this is grim. Love to live in a police state.
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@petergleick @tdp_org in a few decades I think there’ll be things emerging that make the tobacco companies look like they had our best interests at heart.

New Strange New Worlds *and* Donkey Kong Bananza? Truly fate has smiled upon me today.

Shout out to balena.io for a) making almost all their code open source b) having a really solid product and c) their support team not blacklisting me for endlessly opening tickets that can be summarised as “I know your product isn’t meant to do this, but are there any workarounds I can use to make it do it anyway”

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I mentioned I did something 25 years ago, and then it sunk in that I wasn’t *that* young even then. Is this what getting old feels like?

I got a pop up ad on a Sainsbury’s self scan thing today. Is nothing sacred?

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Idea: set up an online forum, but to comply with the Online Safety Act and verify age, new UK users have to go to a pub & buy you a drink to get access

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When your online order doesn't show up.

“Pay for privacy plus” says the cookie consent banner on a news article I barely cared about to begin with. It is 10am and I already want to burn everything down.

@mattl @CatherineFlick while I applaud the sentiment, no, I would not install a third party tracking system on my website in the year 2025.

Not saying the postman is juicing his stats but the parcel that was due before midday and marked as delivered at 11:30 just got posted through my letterbox at 16:45.

“Astro introduced something called "Island Architecture," and once you understand it, you'll wonder why we've been doing things any other way.

Your pages are static HTML by default, and only the bits that need interactivity become JavaScript "islands."

(From websmith.studio/blog/astro-is-

We’ve gone full circle folks, all the way back round to “generate HTML on the server and progressively enhance with JavaScript”.

It finally happened, I ended up on my arse while bouldering, via my elbow. Not ideal because it hurts, and I wanted to climb more, but it does mean I’m pushing out of my comfort zone. Also I got back on and kicked that boulder’s arse before the adrenaline ran out and I noticed quite how sore i was.

@adhdjesse there’s no need to call me out like that.

Grabbed some stuff out the bottom of my bag, and look who came along.

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Slow clap for VOXI, who offer the memorable word option “Grandma’s postcode” and then require it to be 6-12 characters.

I think I might make my whole identity the belief that podcasts should be abbreviated to casts rather than pods. The “pod” bit is vestigial now no one is listening to them on iPods. Also “listen to my cast” sounds way cooler.